Total Medals Earned: 109 (From 23 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,410 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/100 points)
They were meant to be.
Here my heart can rest.
<3
So much for that appetitive for destruction...
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/175 points)
Get 5 clothes
Get 15 clothes
Get 30 clothes
Get 45 clothes
Get 60 Clothes
Get all your clothes.
Buy all the upgrades
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/120 points)
You met Her.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 18/32 (270/500 points)
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/250 points)
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 9/9 (60/60 points)
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Medals Earned: 8/22 (55/500 points)
Give John some money.
Find coal.
Find iron.
Enter Utopia.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Help building the steammachine.
Find wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Give Dave some sand.
Find ruby.
Give George some wolfram.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game